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Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool

Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals. –http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

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No Wonder She Doesn't Eat

Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe! –www.perezhilton.com Overheard by: Melissa

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Like I Was Just Now

Patti LaBelle, to Jennifer Hudson: I didn’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch. –http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007-03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html

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Inking Is Overrated

Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time! –http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html Overheard by: You mean a squid?

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