Jes­si­ca Simp­son: My fa­ther was a min­is­ter, so grow­ing up we’d go on a mis­sion­ary trip every sum­mer. The first time I went to that or­phan­age I was 16. I re­mem­ber hold­ing this ba­by who was found in a dump­ster. I want­ed to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birth­day, please?!’

Over­heard by: rrrrrruf­fles