Vic­to­ria Beck­ham: I’m proud I still have a re­al­ly good sex life with David. He is very much in pro­por­tion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the ad­vert. It is all his. It is like a trac­tor ex­haust pipe!

–www.perezhilton.com

Over­heard by: Melis­sa