David Hasselhoff: I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?