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I’m Like Her­pes, Ba­by

Paul Mc­Cart­ney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can’t wait un­til I nev­er have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You’ll nev­er get rid of me!


Um, Sure. You First.

Heather Mills: There are many oth­er kinds of milk avail­able. Why don’t we try drink­ing rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?