Janet Jackson: I have a tattoo on my most private part of Mickey and Minnie Mouse involved in a sexual act. It’s my sense of humor. Overheard by: whoa.
Janet Jackson: You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’ –people.com
Janet Jackson, on her last two failed albums: I think it was the music. The albums weren’t right. Overheard by: rubbah duck