New Zealand mod­el Nicky Wat­son, croak­i­ly: I’ve been look­ing for my lost dog for days. I’ve been all over the area day and night, call­ing, ‘Crick­et, Crick­et,’ try­ing to find my poor Crick­et.
In­ter­view­er: You’re hoarse.
Nicky Wat­son: No, my chi­huahua.

–Cur­rent af­fairs TV show in New Zealand

Over­heard by: ki­wibloke