Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London. –TV
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China. Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
Paris Hilton: I’m not a sexual person, really. I don’t really care about sex. If I’m in a relationship, we don’t even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss… Overheard by: afro-dite
Paris Hilton: I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot. –http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2008/02/07/paris_hilton_applies_herself_to_harvard/ Overheard by: she really is too much
Paris Hilton: I don’t think; I just walk.
Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else. Overheard by: hamstah-time
Paris Hilton, on Nicole Richie: I know she’s going to be the best mom ever. Overheard by: hokay
Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid. Overheard by: shirley’s temple
Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her. Overheard by: Hella-fly