Archive for the ‘Paula Abdul’ Category

... And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I'm going to be smart this time and I'm going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I'll get half his allowance.

--The View

Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain't got no alibi

Aw, You Shouldn't Have!

Paula Abdul: I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.