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No Won­der She Does­n’t Eat

Vic­to­ria Beck­ham: I’m proud I still have a re­al­ly good sex life with David. He is very much in pro­por­tion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the ad­vert. It is all his. It is like a trac­tor ex­haust pipe!

–www.perezhilton.com

Over­heard by: Melis­sa

Like I Was Just Now

Pat­ti La­Belle, to Jen­nifer Hud­son: I did­n’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007–03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html

Make Your Bed or I’ll Bus’ a Cap

Mark Wahlberg: When my daugh­ter is 10 and 11, and es­pe­cial­ly in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It’s not mess-around time.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html

The Most Pre­ten­tious Sen­tence Ever

Quentin Taran­ti­no: I’ve al­ways had a thought maybe that I might have been Shake­speare in an­oth­er life. I don’t re­al­ly be­lieve that 100%, and I don’t re­al­ly care about Shake­speare, I’ve nev­er been in­to Shake­speare, but then peo­ple are con­stant­ly bring­ing up all of these qual­i­ties in my work that mir­ror Shake­speare­an tragedies and mo­ments and themes.

–GQ

With a Faint Tinge Of Ben Af­fleck

Fe­male au­di­ence mem­ber: Mr. Col­bert, have you been fuck­ing Matt Da­mon?
Stephen Col­bert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?

–Stu­dio, The Col­bert Re­port

Over­heard by: Cyn­thia

Ink­ing Is Over­rat­ed

Drew Bar­ry­more: I wish I was an oc­to­pus so I could hug ten peo­ple at a time!

–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

Over­heard by: You mean a squid?

Way to Clear That Up

Dan Quayle: It is­n’t pol­lu­tion that is hurt­ing the en­vi­ron­ment, it’s the im­pu­ri­ties in our air and wa­ter that are do­ing it.