Cameron Diaz: I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.
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Inking Is Overrated
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html
Overheard by: You mean a squid?
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Way to Clear That Up
Dan Quayle: It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
My Vagina Was Built for Pyrotechnics, Baby
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.
–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0„50001–1254993,00.html
Why I Got Kicked Out of Preschool
Interviewer: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult classic Caligula, in which you danced in a cone bra?
Helen Mirren: It was an irresistible mix of art and genitals.
–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html
And Ladies Second
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007–03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html
Is Anyone Surprised?
Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself.
Overheard by: licketysplit
Perish the Thought!
Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer.
–http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml
Overheard by: e
No Wonder She Doesn’t Eat
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
–www.perezhilton.com
Overheard by: Melissa