Fe­male au­di­ence mem­ber: Mr. Col­bert, have you been fuck­ing Matt Da­mon?
Stephen Col­bert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?

–Stu­dio, The Col­bert Re­port

Over­heard by: Cyn­thia

Cameron Di­az: I’ve been notic­ing grav­i­ty since I was very young.

Drew Bar­ry­more: I wish I was an oc­to­pus so I could hug ten peo­ple at a time!

–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

Over­heard by: You mean a squid?

Wel­come to Word­Press. This is your first post. Ed­it or delete it, then start blog­ging!

Dan Quayle: It is­n’t pol­lu­tion that is hurt­ing the en­vi­ron­ment, it’s the im­pu­ri­ties in our air and wa­ter that are do­ing it.

Pamela An­der­son: I want an ex­plo­sive love af­fair again.

–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0„50001–1254993,00.html

In­ter­view­er: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult clas­sic Caligu­la, in which you danced in a cone bra?
He­len Mir­ren: It was an ir­re­sistible mix of art and gen­i­tals.

–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

P. Did­dy on for­mal ri­val Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gang­sters. We are men first.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007–03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html

Brit­ney Spears: I per­formed at Mom and Dad’s par­ty when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madon­na song, and I peed my­self.

Over­heard by: lick­etys­plit

San­jaya Malakar, on why he was vot­ed off Amer­i­can Idol: Hon­est­ly, I’m not a coun­try singer.

–http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml

Over­heard by: e