Pamela An­der­son: I want an ex­plo­sive love af­fair again.

–http://showbiz.sky.com/showbiz/article/0„50001–1254993,00.html

In­ter­view­er: Why did you choose to star in the soft porn cult clas­sic Caligu­la, in which you danced in a cone bra?
He­len Mir­ren: It was an ir­re­sistible mix of art and gen­i­tals.

–http://www.aarpmagazine.org/entertainment/helen_mirren.html

P. Did­dy on for­mal ri­val Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gang­sters. We are men first.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/03/10/2007–03-10_diddy_snoop_bury_the_tec9‑1.html

Brit­ney Spears: I per­formed at Mom and Dad’s par­ty when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madon­na song, and I peed my­self.

Over­heard by: lick­etys­plit

San­jaya Malakar, on why he was vot­ed off Amer­i­can Idol: Hon­est­ly, I’m not a coun­try singer.

–http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml

Over­heard by: e

Vic­to­ria Beck­ham: I’m proud I still have a re­al­ly good sex life with David. He is very much in pro­por­tion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the ad­vert. It is all his. It is like a trac­tor ex­haust pipe!

–www.perezhilton.com

Over­heard by: Melis­sa

Pat­ti La­Belle, to Jen­nifer Hud­son: I did­n’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/28/2007–03-28_anna_nicoles_unlikely_pitch.html

Starstruck dude: You’re Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jeal­ous?

–Green­wich Vil­lage

Mark Wahlberg: When my daugh­ter is 10 and 11, and es­pe­cial­ly in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It’s not mess-around time.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html

Quentin Taran­ti­no: I’ve al­ways had a thought maybe that I might have been Shake­speare in an­oth­er life. I don’t re­al­ly be­lieve that 100%, and I don’t re­al­ly care about Shake­speare, I’ve nev­er been in­to Shake­speare, but then peo­ple are con­stant­ly bring­ing up all of these qual­i­ties in my work that mir­ror Shake­speare­an tragedies and mo­ments and themes.

–GQ