Archive for June, 2018

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html

Something That Doesn't Exist Can't Be Eaten

Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.

Overheard by: krabby patty

Um, Sure. You First.

Heather Mills: There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=494876&in_page_id=1773

But Who Ever Counts Them?

Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world…

Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

Starting in About 36 Days

Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

–http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_officially_in_jai.php/