Archive for November, 2018

Oh, That Kind Of "Priest"

Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…

–The Today Show

Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime

I'm Pulling for a Head-on

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.


That Makes One Of Us

Pete Wentz: I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff — especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.


Overheard by: Anna Mousey