Archive for 2018

And Mommy Needs Work!

Kate Beckinsale: This is what’s sick about living in LA — my eight-year-old daughter will point to a woman and say, ‘Look! That woman’s had too much botox.’

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Kate+Beckinsale-14866.html

And I Bought Eleventeen

Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.

Surely Her Parents Are Proud

Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!

–http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/articles/2007/11/23/hilton_shanghai_looks_like_the_future/

Overheard by: ana plz

Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.

Overheard by: bloody hell

Whores Carry Wire Hangers

Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’.

–http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/03/AR2007030301242.html