Angelina Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Jessica Alba: I thought it was my job to give all the boys their first kiss.
Overheard by: slammy T
Brittany Murphy: Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn’t a very nice one.
Overheard by: pink freud
Paris Hilton: I ordered a Hummer hybrid.
Overheard by: shirley’s temple
Ashlee Simpson: Clean underwear? Are you kidding me?!
Overheard by: sinus-infected donkey
Demi Moore: Men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes.
Overheard by: carries a wallet
David Hasselhoff: There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
Amy Winehouse, during terrible performance: To them people booing, wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.
Paris Hilton: Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.
Overheard by: Hella-fly