Archive for 2018

Okay, WTF?

Anna Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me, and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.’

–vh1.com

Overheard by: lula

But Of Course!

Brit socialite Lady Victoria Hervey: It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.

Overheard by: Clint