Archive for 2018

Instead Of Under My Hangnails

George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.

–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html

Inking Is Overrated

Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!

–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

Overheard by: You mean a squid?

Hokay

The Rock: If I make one [movie] that sucks, I promise I will tell you.

–Playboy

What Is It with These People?

R. Kelly: My greatest competition is, well, me. I’m the Ali of today. I’m the Marvin Gaye of today. I’m the Bob Marley of today. I’m the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us, and a lot of people are starting to realize that now.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/05162007/gossip/pagesix/swollen_head_pagesix_.htm

How Humble Of You

Jessica Alba: I always felt like I was born into the wrong family. I didn’t feel I belonged, and I felt that I should have been royal, and nobody knew that except me.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/you/article.html?in_article_id=460832&in_page_id=1908

We Beg to Differ

Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!

Overheard by: i do kegels