Eminem: Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don’t think it was necessarily ’cause I’m stupid.
Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.
Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs
Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.
Lily Allen: My sister’s very tall and beautiful… But then again, I’m talented and rich.
Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.
Overheard by: oh, snap!
Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy!
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
Overheard by: chutzpah
Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.