Archive for 2019

So Sayeth the Lord

Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.

–people.com

Overheard by: baroness

No Wonder She Doesn't Eat

Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

–www.perezhilton.com

Overheard by: Melissa

… Or Like Me in High Heels, Same Diff

David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/gossip/cindy/yoko_pulls_plug_on_beatles_docu_cindy_cindy_adams.htm