Archive for January, 2019

C-to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S-T: Bitch, You Triflin'

Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.

–http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005536483

Except for the Knives… But They Fall Off

Jerry Seinfeld: Bees have the only perfect society on Earth. They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape… A little rape, but it’s not that bad.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/06/21/2007-06-21_jerry_does_some_hive_talkin.html

Dude, Stop Doing Drugs

Sly Stallone: The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.

Overheard by: whipper stripper