Archive for January, 2019

Butt Glue. Lots and Lots Of Butt Glue

John Travolta: I’m wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets, and also domed cities, because I don’t know if there’s a way to repair these holes in the sky.

–http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271992.shtml

Marriage Is a Bitch

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (King Henry VIII in The Tudors) when someone called the real Henry VIII a sociopath: He was not a sociopath! He was just a guy in an impossible situation!

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm

You Rest Your Case, Sir.

Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

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