Tara Reid: I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
Orlando Bloom: I don’t do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn’t have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable.
Overheard by: bat-dawg!
Al Gore: A zebra does not change its spots.
Courtney Love: I don’t mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you’re Barbara Streisand.
Overheard by: mongoose
P. Diddy on formal rival Snoop Dogg: We ain’t no gangsters. We are men first.
Madonna, at Live Earth: If you wanna save the planet, let me see you jump!
Overheard by: Scott
Pam Anderson, on drug use: I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
Overheard by: gorenluvr
Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Overheard by: oh-hay-hay
Felicity Huffman, about hubby William H. Macy: I get to go home and sleep with that… Lucky me.
Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual.
Overheard by: joeschmoe