David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?
Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl.
Overheard by: juanita
Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Overheard by: ORLY
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…
–The Today Show
Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
Boy George: I’m very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
Overheard by: stella
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.
Pamela Anderson: I want an explosive love affair again.
Christina Aguilera, about possible new album: I’ve been brainstorming for the last nine months of my pregnancy.
–Ryan Seacrest’s radio show
Overheard by: cocoa
Paris Hilton: I want to have two children — a boy called London and a girl named China.
Overheard by: fruit-on-the-bottom!
Sherri Shepherd: Is the world flat?
–In Touch Weekly
Overheard by: cliteesha