Archive for July, 2019

Oh, That Kind Of "Priest"

Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…

–The Today Show

Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime

I'm Pulling for a Head-on

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg on Sharon Stone: As I get older, I get more valuable. As she gets older, she gets less valuable… Now would be the perfect time for an intersection.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/gossip/liz/snappy_talk_from_sexy_lips_liz_liz_smith.htm