Eminem: Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don’t think it was necessarily ’cause I’m stupid.
Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.
Jessica Simpson: I aspire to be Patsy Cline.
Overheard by: heffalumpalicious
David Beckham: My parents have been there for me ever since I was about seven.
Overheard by: Anya
Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.
–Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1
Overheard by: e dawg
Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical… and gramarically correct.
Overheard by: Sarah McLellan
Lily Allen: My sister’s very tall and beautiful… But then again, I’m talented and rich.
Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.
Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs
Tyra Banks: There tends to be two different types of convicts. There’s the one that just feels like, ‘Oh my god, I’m just gonna die here and I feel so sad,’ and then there’s the one that everybody is scared of in the jail… ’cause they’re crazy!
Lindsay Lohan: I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages — a chain of them.