Archive for October, 2019

How Touching

Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!’

Overheard by: rrrrrruffles

Mmm, Specula Get Me So Hot, Baby

George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

–About.com

Overheard by: Ewwww

So, More Like Reno and Thatcher?

Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

But We've Got the iPhone, Motherfucker!

Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.

–http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003777395_webkalashnikov06.html

Overheard by: Comrade X

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html