Bobby Brown: The reason why I tried to kill that man is because he spat on me. That’s the dirtiest thing you can do to a man.
Mo’Nique: F-A-T means ‘fabulous and thick,’ ‘full and tasty,’ ‘fluffy and tender.’
Overheard by: JiminyKrikit
Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer.
Overheard by: e
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.
–UK Daily Mail
Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else.
Overheard by: hamstah-time
Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight!
Janet Jackson: You don’t know how many people come up to me and say, ‘This child was conceived listening to you.’
Kid Rock: Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks.
Overheard by: baroness
Victoria Beckham: I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!
Overheard by: Melissa
Britney Spears, about how often she can see her children: Stuff like that — my lawyers know all that stuff.
Overheard by: Hermes!