Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.
Angelina Jolie: I’ve only had four lovers.
Overheard by: …in one night
Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.
Overheard by: bloody hell
Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!
Overheard by: ana plz
Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’.
Karl Lagerfeld: I don’t want to be a reality in people’s lives. I want to be like an apparition.
Overheard by: Sewing Diva
Naomi Campbell: I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.
Cher: I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.
Overheard by: DiggityDawg
Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can’t it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?
Overheard by: bbb
George W. Bush: Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.