Britney Spears: You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.
Richard Schiff to fellow passenger after tickling his daughter: Watch out, or I’ll tickle you, too!
–Manhattan-bound D train from Yankee Stadium
New York, New York
Overheard by: West Wing fans
David Hasselhoff on high heels: I can’t wear anything higher than two inches or I fall over. I now know why women trip or flop occasionally. In these stupid high heels I actually look like Dennis Rodman on acid.
George W. Bush, looking at map of Brazil: Wow, Brazil is big.
Overheard by: seamonkeybabydaddy
Hillary Duff: I’m not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn’t imagine having a girlfriend!
Ivanka Trump: Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. It’s all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we’re able to get on saleable real estate.
Lindsay Lohan, about being in rehab: It was a sobering experience.