Archive for 2019

Thank God

Miss Alabama, 1994, asked, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Overheard by: oh-hay-hay

Just Like My Razor-toothed Pussy

Pam Anderson, on hubby Rick Salomon’s injured nose: I sliced it… It was sexual.

–http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/11/20/pam_anderson_injures_husband_during_sex

Overheard by: joeschmoe