Lindsay Lohan: I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five.
–GQ magazine
Archive for 2019
No. More. Prune Juice.
Shirley MacLaine, on UFOs: They’re all over the place in New Mexico. They’re there. It’s not a question of are they or not. The question is why. I’ve talked to people all over the world who’ve been aboard the craft and told me what they learned.
Overheard by: diva cuppin’
Really?
Elizabeth Hurley: I’ve always wanted to be a spy, and frankly, I’m a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.
Overheard by: jenner
Best to Just Smile and Nod
Paris Hilton: No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.
–TV
Like the Meaning Of the Word 'Fiction'
Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
–vh1.com
Gonna Need Really, Really Greased Lightning
John Travolta at the Oscars, mouthing: I love you!
P. Diddy, mouthing back: No, I love you!
–http://www.observer.com/20070305/20070305_Spencer_Morgan_pageone_newsstory2-2.asp
And Yet…
Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html
… Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace