Archive for 2019

How Humble Of You

Jessica Alba: I always felt like I was born into the wrong family. I didn’t feel I belonged, and I felt that I should have been royal, and nobody knew that except me.

–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/you/article.html?in_article_id=460832&in_page_id=1908

We Beg to Differ

Jordan, British model: I’m even thinking of having my vagina tightened. After having three kids, I’d really notice the difference. By the time I’m finished, I’ll be like a nun!

Overheard by: i do kegels

Keith Richards Is My Anti-Drug

Keith Richards: The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared.

–perezhilton.com

Overheard by: tatiana

It Did.

Beyoncé Knowles: I’d done a couple of sitcoms earlier on, but I wasn’t very good in them, so I thought that meant I couldn’t act.

Overheard by: Tami

Riding Wood As a Child Will Do That to a Fellow

Helena Bonham Carter: Daniel [Radcliffe] has such balls, he really does. In every way. Good on him. I can’t think of something to make one more vulnerable than being 17, a male, having to strip off and do such a hard piece… Psychologically.

–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204200_1023723 Music