Archive for 2019

When They Start to Bite, It's Not Cute, It's Kinky

Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times!

–www.people.com

Overheard by: dat ain’t right

Instead Of Under My Hangnails

George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.

–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20041613_4,00.html

Hokay

The Rock: If I make one [movie] that sucks, I promise I will tell you.

–Playboy

Inking Is Overrated

Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!

–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html

Overheard by: You mean a squid?