Archive for 2019

You Rest Your Case, Sir.

Former Notre Dame footballer Joe Theismann: The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

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Including All the Whoopie

Elton John: An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90 percent of what they make.


Diarrhea Is So In This Year

Anjelica Huston on India: And the best part is you can lose weight after just one meal.


Small Tools Require Small Hands

P. Diddy: I shave down there. I do it myself or I have my young lady help me, because I don’t want to get no nicks.