Melissa Joan Hart: I’m a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I’m going to tell everyone I know about it.
Overheard by: virgin…. -ian
Archive for 2019
NewsFlash: Celebs Can Make Their Weeks As Long or Short As They Like
Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day — Monday to Saturday.
–E! Online
Overheard by: e! fan
Because That Would Be Selfish and Cruel
Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn’t want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying.
Overheard by: Lorelai
C-to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S-T: Bitch, You Triflin'
Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.
–http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005536483
Except for the Knives… But They Fall Off
Jerry Seinfeld: Bees have the only perfect society on Earth. They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape… A little rape, but it’s not that bad.
–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/06/21/2007-06-21_jerry_does_some_hive_talkin.html
But That Burning Sensation Will Wake You Right Up Again
Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying, and the ramifications of death are final.
Evil Keeps Me Beautiful
Naomi Campbell: I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.
Overheard by: supafly
Wouldn't Want Jesus to Think I'm Tacky
Billy Bob Thornton: I quit flying years ago. I don’t want to die with tourists.
Overheard by: supafly
Dude, Stop Doing Drugs
Sly Stallone: The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush.
Overheard by: whipper stripper
And Then He Was All Like, "Here's a Dollar for Your Time"! The Nerve!
William Baldwin: … And the guy wanted me to take a picture of him and his girlfriend. He didn’t even know who I was!
–Santa Barbara Film Festival
Overheard by: i thought he was stephen