Celine Dion: My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.
Catherine Zeta-Jones: I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.
Overheard by: lily
George W. Bush: Karyn is with us — a west Texas girl, just like me.
Overheard by: c.j.
George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: I’m getting my back waxed for charity.
George W. Bush: I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.
Overheard by: dan murray
Dog the Bounty Hunter: … And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’ I felt like I could embrace — or as brothers, or as a black woman — say the N-word.
–Hannity & Colmes
Overheard by: Irk
Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.
Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi
Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?
Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.