Archive for 2019

It's About Damned Time

George Bush, asked if he could speak French: No, I can’t. I can barely speak English.

–http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/12/us/12bush.html

… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.

–The View

Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi