Archive for 2019

Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

–vh1.com

The Gift Was Silence

Fergie: I, uh, I had a conversation with God, basically. I don’t know how to interpret this, but He said, ‘I’ve given you this beautiful gift, and you’re throwing it away.’

Overheard by: chai tea is love

Make Your Bed or I'll Bus' a Cap

Mark Wahlberg: When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun. It’s not mess-around time.

–http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html

Just Let It Go, Man. Just Let It Go.

New Zealand model Nicky Watson, croakily: I’ve been looking for my lost dog for days. I’ve been all over the area day and night, calling, ‘Cricket, Cricket,’ trying to find my poor Cricket.
Interviewer: You’re hoarse.
Nicky Watson: No, my chihuahua.

–Current affairs TV show in New Zealand

Overheard by: kiwibloke