Archive for 2019

But We've Got the iPhone, Motherfucker!

Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.

–http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003777395_webkalashnikov06.html

Overheard by: Comrade X

Mmm, Global Warming Gets Me So Hot, Baby

Paul McCartney: I’ve known this lady for a while. We enjoy each other’s company, and when we get together we talk about stuff like the environment and Al Gore — things like that.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Sir+Paul+McCartney-14630.html

Um, I'm Gonna Go with "No"

Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?

–Vh1

But Who Ever Counts Them?

Avril Lavigne: It’s important to be thankful, even if you’re poor. I mean, come on — we all have clean water! Well, okay, not people in the developing world…

Overheard by: pluto rocks my world

Something That Doesn't Exist Can't Be Eaten

Joaquin phoenix: Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something’s crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks, I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten.

Overheard by: krabby patty

Starting in About 36 Days

Paris Hilton: In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

–http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/paris_hilton_officially_in_jai.php/