Paris Hilton: What’s a soup kitchen?
Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.
Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi
Carmen Electra: I’m really into quantum physics.
Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes
Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.
Jessica Biel, on her fit body: I work out every day — Monday to Saturday.
Overheard by: e! fan
Matthew McConaughey, on his girlfriend’s pregnancy: Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution.
Overheard by: NOVA16
Reese Witherspoon: I wouldn’t want my children to miss out on any of that teasing and bullying.
Overheard by: Lorelai
Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.
Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying, and the ramifications of death are final.