Archive for 2019

… And Tell Mom and Dad on Him

Paula Abdul, about her new boyfriend: If things go well and we get married, I’m going to be smart this time and I’m going to have him sign a pre-nup, and if we get divorced, I’ll get half his allowance.

–The View

Overheard by: u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi

Yes.

Jessica Biel: I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

–Taylor’s Celeb Quotes

They're Touchy Down Under

Nicole Kidman on learning how to castrate bulls: I don’t know if I’ll have to do that, but it’s best to be prepared.

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Kidman+Learns+How+To+Castrate+Bulls+For+New+Movie.-31135.html

C-to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S-T: Bitch, You Triflin'

Fergie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.

–http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005536483