Archive for 2019

Or Even a Little Bit, for That Matter

Question: If Noah and his family were the only people to survive the flood, then how did the world get other races?
Pat Robertson: When Noah and his family left the ark, they split up and went around the world and then, I don’t know, got tans or something. I don’t know exactly how it happened.

It's 'Canadia,' Dumbass

Britney Spears: I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

–http://www.usatoday.com/life/columnist/popcandy/2004-05-11-pop-candy_x.htm

Overheard by: Schmine

Dialysis and a Head-hunt?

R. Kelly: All of a sudden you’re like the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

–vh1.com