Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.
George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Overheard by: Ewwww
Clay Aiken: I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago.
Overheard by: lickerish
Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, John Lennon, and Jesus ? but I want to stay alive.
Kate Hudson to son, Ryder, about her cooking: What’s my specialty? What does Mommy make a lot of?
Kate Hudson, correcting him: Mommy’s tacos!
–Vogue, January 2008
Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.
Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.
Overheard by: Comrade X
Serbian basketball player Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
Overheard by: francie
Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?