Archive for 2019

So, More Like Reno and Thatcher?

Brad Pitt: Being in the room with those two women [Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie] is great fun. It’s like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill, only much better-looking.

Mmm, Specula Get Me So Hot, Baby

George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

–About.com

Overheard by: Ewwww

No Wonder He Shrank

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.

–http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm

But We've Got the iPhone, Motherfucker!

Russian president Vladimir Putin: The Kalashnikov rifle is a symbol of the creative genius of our people.

–http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003777395_webkalashnikov06.html

Overheard by: Comrade X

Um, I'm Gonna Go with "No"

Kelly Rowland, of Destiny’s Child: You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects, and then they came back together and they were even stronger?

–Vh1