Angelina Jolie: I’m not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14.
–http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sundaymag/sunday_11m_jolie.shtml
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Or Just Plain “Dad”
NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
–ESPN
Overheard by: e
Woody Allen: No, No — Go for the Mom with the Kid
George Clooney: I’m going to adopt a good-looking 24-year-old girl with some cash.
–http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17387055/
Urban Dictionary Begs to Differ
Bobby Brown: The reason why I tried to kill that man is because he spat on me. That’s the dirtiest thing you can do to a man.
Let’s Be Real — “Fleshy and Torpid”
Mo’Nique: F‑A-T means ‘fabulous and thick,’ ‘full and tasty,’ ‘fluffy and tender.’
Overheard by: JiminyKrikit
Perish the Thought!
Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer.
–http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1557614/20070419/id_0.jhtml
Overheard by: e
Like Elvis
Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.
–UK Daily Mail
