Sly Stallone: The last Rambo film had too much action and no story. It was terrible.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Sylvester+Stallone-35066.html
Archive for November, 2020
… Because You Look 13 and Have No Genitals?
Clay Aiken: The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what Hell is like.
Overheard by: spinach grimace
‘Til It Trickles on Out, Anyway
Jon Bon Jovi: Whatever goes on in Bon Jovi stays in Bon Jovi.
–http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=462205&∈_page_id=1773
All the Better to Pad You With, My Dear
Paris Hilton: What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?
Versatility Is a Talent, Vocabulary Is a Curse
David Beckham, asked if he was a volatile player: I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
Overheard by: Perry
Except for Packing Thighs and Sporting Shitty Highlights
Kelly Clarkson: I am a good singer, so I can’t possibly be a good writer. Women can’t possibly be good at two things.
–http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/12/people.kellyclarkson.ap/index.html
Right Next to New Zealand
David Hasselhoff, when told that he has five gold albums in Austria: Where’s Austria?
… And Everybody’s Daddy Is Gay
Victoria Beckham: I think my sons think everybody’s mummy is a Spice Girl.
–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Victoria+Beckham-18289.html
Overheard by: juanita
Same Applies to Making Love with Mo’Nique
Olympic luge gold medalist Carmen Boyle: Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Overheard by: ORLY
Oh, That Kind Of “Priest”
Valerie Bertinelli: The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home… We each held a little vial of coke…
–The Today Show
Overheard by: peanutbuttah jellytime
