Archive for December, 2020

With a Faint Tinge Of Ben Af­fleck

Fe­male au­di­ence mem­ber: Mr. Col­bert, have you been fuck­ing Matt Da­mon?
Stephen Col­bert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?

–Stu­dio, The Col­bert Re­port

Over­heard by: Cyn­thia


Shia LaBeouf: The name means, ‘Thank God for beef…’ Which is kin­da lame.

Over­heard by: babs