Archive for 2020

But a Les­bian Twin Sis­ter Is

Daniel Craig: Peo­ple can im­prove them­selves when they are younger, but when you’re 60 or 70, you start look­ing like a freak. You end up look­ing like a les­bian big sis­ter, and that’s not right!

–http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Daniel+Craig-18292.html

Over­heard by: moocasa

… Tin­ker­bell

Paris Hilton: I’m not a sex­u­al per­son, re­al­ly. I don’t re­al­ly care about sex. If I’m in a re­la­tion­ship, we don’t even do any­thing, re­al­ly. We just watch TV. I’m too lazy. I’d rather kiss…

Over­heard by: afro-dite