Tiger Woods: Oh! Christina! I love your music. I have all your CDs.
Christina Aguilera: Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.
Overheard by: oh, snap!
Archive for 2020
Reader Poll: Does She Think Jackie Buys It?
Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
Overheard by: lata bitch
When They Start to Bite, It’s Not Cute, It’s Kinky
Gwen Stefani, on her 14-month-old son: I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding. I’ll just keep going while I can. Like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times!
–www.people.com
Overheard by: dat ain’t right
Only True If Your Name Is “Cheesecake,” You Arrogant Bastard
Terrence Howard: I like women who look like me, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
Overheard by: chutzpah
I Take Them Off Before I Go to Bed
Jessica Simpson: My boobs are a good accessory, like a necklace.
–Star Magazine
Being an NBA Star Means You Can Pay People to Fail Your Classes for You
Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Instead Of Under My Hangnails
George Clooney: If I were as famous as some of those kids who are on the magazines right now at 21 years old, I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball.
–http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0„20041613_4,00.html
Neither Is Impregnating Us. We Like Surprises.
Courteney Cox: Getting a boner while we’re sleeping next to you is not an excuse to wake us up.
–http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/the%20things%20they%20say%204212_1023893
What Happens to Parenting When Pussy Goes Platinum
Victoria Beckham: Three boys… I think it’s less about parenting now for me and more about crowd control.
–people.com
Overheard by: crapola
Inking Is Overrated
Drew Barrymore: I wish I was an octopus so I could hug ten people at a time!
–http://thinkexist.com/quotation/oh-i_love_hugging-i_wish_i_was_an_octopus-so_i/203717.html
Overheard by: You mean a squid?
