Madonna: There’s, like, no books about anything.
David Beckham: My parents have been there for me ever since I was about seven.
Overheard by: Anya
Lindsay Lohan: If I go out in New York or something with my friends, I’ll have a drink, I’m not going to lie. But my friends in college are out getting wasted and I don’t really have a desire to do that. I have sort of grown past it because I have a full-time job and responsibilities. It’s cool to have that, it makes you mature faster.
Jessica Simpson: I aspire to be Patsy Cline.
Overheard by: heffalumpalicious
Eminem: Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don’t think it was necessarily ’cause I’m stupid.
Paris Hilton: I’m not, like, that smart.
Porn star Mary Carey: One day I plan on running for President of the United States.
–Vh1’s Celebrity Rehab, Episode 1
Overheard by: e dawg
Jewel: Yeah, well, in school they wanted me to be all mathematical… and gramarically correct.
Overheard by: Sarah McLellan
Chad Michael Murray: I’m scared of dolls.
Overheard by: i <3 mr. tibbs
Lily Allen: My sister’s very tall and beautiful… But then again, I’m talented and rich.