Archive for 2021

C‑­to-the-H-to-the-R-I-S‑T: Bitch, You Tri­flin’

Fer­gie: I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when peo­ple say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like in­sult­ing God.


Ex­cept for the Knives… But They Fall Off

Jer­ry Se­in­feld: Bees have the on­ly per­fect so­ci­ety on Earth. They have no crime, they have no drugs, they have no rape… A lit­tle rape, but it’s not that bad.