Archive for February, 2021

No Wonder He Shrank

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know — as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home, I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.

–http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo

Mmm, Specula Get Me So Hot, Baby

George W. Bush: Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

–About.com

Overheard by: Ewwww

How Touching

Jessica Simpson: My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?!’

Overheard by: rrrrrruffles

Just Ramen and Cristal from Here on Out

Ted Turner: I’m down to a little more than a billion. You can get by on that if you really economize and don’t buy a lot of planes and yachts and stuff.

–http://www.nypost.com/seven/03102007/gossip/pagesix/endquote_______endquote_pagesix_.htm