Archive for March, 2021

Okay, WTF?

An­na Nicole Smith: A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it was­n’t. I was freaked out about it, but then I was like, ‘Well, you know what? He’s nev­er hurt me, and he just gave me some amaz­ing sex, so I have no prob­lem.’


Over­heard by: lu­la

But Of Course!

Brit so­cialite La­dy Vic­to­ria Her­vey: It’s so bad be­ing home­less in win­ter. They should go some­where warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.

Over­heard by: Clint

How… Thought­ful.

“Girl Next Door,” Brid­get Mar­quardt, about a small crab: I don’t think he eats [bread] any­ways. Too many carbs for him.

–The Girls Next Door

Over­heard by: Brunette and lov­ing it