Archive for March, 2021

Like I Was Just Now

Pat­ti La­Belle, to Jen­nifer Hud­son: I did­n’t know you were this nice. I thought you were a bitch.


Just… Ew

An­geli­na Jolie: I need more sex, okay? Be­fore I die I wan­na taste every­one in the world.


Paris Hilton: Kab­bal­ah helps you con­front your fears. Like, if a girl bor­rowed my clothes and nev­er gave them back and I saw her wear­ing them months lat­er, I would con­front her.

Over­heard by: Hel­la-fly