Archive for April, 2021

Or Just Plain “Dad”

NBA retiree Chuck Nevitt: My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt. 


Overheard by: e

Perish the Thought!

Sanjaya Malakar, on why he was voted off American Idol: Honestly, I’m not a country singer.


Overheard by: e

Like Elvis

Madonna: I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon… But I want to stay alive.

–UK Daily Mail

Did You Ever Doubt Her?

Paris Hilton: I like to see myself in magazines looking good. I don’t read anything — I just get them to look at my outfits. I want to see if I look cute or not. I’m too lazy. I only flip through and look at me. I’m not interested in anyone else.

Overheard by: hamstah-time

Charlie’s Soul Pole Roller

Vanity Fair writer George Wayne as Djimon Hounsou cozies up with Cameron Diaz: She’s gonna get some black snake moan tonight!