Archive for October, 2021

And I Bought Eleventeen

Brooke Shields: I’m so naive about finances. Once, when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized that I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.

Props My Head Up on the Mirror Plate

Lindsay Lohan: I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah,’ and then I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll read it,’ and now it is always with me.

Overheard by: bloody hell

Surely Her Parents Are Proud

Paris Hilton, in China for Turkey Day: Shanghai looks like the future!


Overheard by: ana plz

Whores Carry Wire Hangers

Larry Birkhead, about a pregnant Anna Nicole Smith when he asked if there was a chance the baby might be another man’s: She smacked me and said, ‘I’m not a whore, you dummy!’.


Dude, WTF?

Tori Spelling: Why bull sperm? Can’t it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?

Overheard by: bbb